Gardening Jokes

Why did eve want to leave the garden of eden and move to new york.

Gardening jokes. We hired a landscape gardener for some work. After the initial surge of disgust the parent said well what does it taste like worms was the reply. She fell for the big apple.

Why shouldn t you tell a secret in a garden. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. Has anyone elses gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have.

Because it saw the salad dressing. 35 of them in fact. I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of march and i ve grown significantly since.

An old man wanted to plant his tomatoes. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.

What farm animal keeps the best time. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Why did the tomato turn red.

Plus there s a few silly jokes too. An old gentleman lived alone. Because he wet his plants.